Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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