are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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