Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you will always have a special place in my vag
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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