East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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