i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My feet surprised me
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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