I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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