you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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