and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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