I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
