I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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