oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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