Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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