Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.