I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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