where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Randomize