need another drink. this is the easiest way
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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