sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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