Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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