I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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