My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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