But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
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I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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