Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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