i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Every concussion has its silver lining
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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