This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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