there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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