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Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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