She said her name was "party"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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