I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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