Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
please don't ironically join a cult
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