He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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