Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
