Non-Jews are for practice
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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