The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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