Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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