I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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