We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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