I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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