the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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