I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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