you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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