question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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