fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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