You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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