I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.