I think I am morally bankrupt
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.