If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection