hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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