Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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