Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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