i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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