I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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