I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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