We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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