I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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